My Top 5 Weird Dreams

5.   Dreaming that my teeth are falling out (and yes, waking up and checking for them with my tongue to make sure they are securely in place.)

4.  Dreaming I am grocery shopping and I pick up 2-3 things, only to have my bill be several hundred dollars.

3.  Michael Waltrip taking me in for my colonoscopy.  (Weird, but boy did his sense of humor make the time fly.)

2.  Visiting in person with Hillary Clinton and asking her if she was going to run for President in 2016.  She said yes, but asked me not to say anything.  Shhhhh.

And the weirdest of all:

1.  A snake growing out of my  armpit.  (I kid you not) It reached the floor.  Try running away from a snake attached to your axillary area!  This may be my penance for "removing" a few garter snakes in the last few years.