He Said - She Said (Part 2)

Since I blogged about things Michael says and what they really mean, I thought it was only fair to give him a chance to tell you things that I say, and what they really mean. 

So here is what Michael has to say:

When Barb says   "Thank you for making dinner tonight" she really means "Thanks for making dinner tonight, you can make dinner every night!"

When Barb says, "Can we go to Ankeny sometime?"  she really means, "I haven't been to TJ Maxx lately and they probably have gotten a lot of new stuff in!"

When Barb says, "I have a headache" what she really means is "You're on your own for supper."

When Barb says, "Did you feed Belle?" what she really  means is "Did I feed Belle?????"

When Barb says, "Michael and I are driving each other crazy!" what she really means is "Michael is driving me crazy!!"

When Barb says, "Do you want me to drive so you can read the paper?"  what she really means is, "You are driving too slow - let me drive for a while!!!"

When Barb says, "Can we go to the greenhouse?  I just want to look, I'm not going to buy anything."  what she really means is "If I see something I like I'm going to buy it - and don't ask me where I am going to put it!!" 

I have to say, most of this is on the mark, except for the driving each other crazy part.... I drive him crazy at times too  - he is just too nice to say so!




Happy Wednesday!