We have a cute basset named Belle
I'd love to get her a pal
But my husband says "No...
we don't have the dough"
And shoots my idea all to...
Hello! My name is Belle
I'm adorable as you can tell
10 inch ears, 2 inch legs
And I hardly ever beg
But boy can my sniffer work...
Well! I really don't need a buddy
That would be 8 dirty paws when it's muddy
But my Mom has a heart
For us bassets in part
'Cuz our sad faces turn her to....
Putty! Now that's a really cute name
If a second dog should enter the game
But there's also been Stella
Daisy and Bella
And a dozen more we can't even...
"Name. Me one really good reason why we
Should double our basset family."
That's easy to do!
'Cuz if we don't then who
Will give them a home so they're ....
Free? With vet bills, boarding, and food
In doubling the size of our brood
It would double the cost
And be more bed space lost
But it's double the therapy ears.....
Too! End this post might be a chore
Because I could say so much more
But you get the gist
Of the convos you've missed
In the 1 vs 2 basset ....
War. Has been declared on my brain
This limerick is driving me insane
I've hit a brick wall
I need Tylenol
'Cuz this post has caused me head pain!
In truth I think you are insane
ReplyDeleteTo continue on in this vein
Another bassett won't add
To the joy that you've had
For that you'll need a Great Dane!
;-)
Patti